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Turtle Demotivational Poster

BACON TURTLES - Way cooler than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

TAGS: bacon turtles nom nom nom
Rating: 4.18/5

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Neener - October 17, 2010, 1:54 pm
Man I'm hungry now
familyghost - April 29, 2010, 7:10 pm
Recipe. Now.

TMNT - 'cause "Teenage Mutant Ninja Horses" just didn't quite make the cut

POST TURTLE - Cause your day sucked less than this.

BREAK DANCE FEVER - Sheldon may have seemed shy to most, but throw on some old school hip-hop and he'll come out of his shell!

RED BULL - It gives you wings !!

TINY TURTLE - He is pleased

TAGS: tiny turtle pleased
Rating: 2.48/5

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turtle guy - January 7, 2009, 4:35 pm
yes the turtle is cute but its not pleased at all, turtles do that when they're wary but not totally afraid to the point that they go in their shell, or it may be that its shell hasn't grown enough to fully recede into it.
TinyTurtle - October 31, 2008, 10:14 am
is not pleased with the direction this comment thread is going. He was only trying to make you LOL and now feels demonized.
Wiluhm - October 31, 2008, 9:57 am
I can only nod in agreement, and perhaps suggest purging the motifake genepool of tunnels, g** tests, brick ****ting, etc... *sigh*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 2:44 am
-- community. It is a particular strain of motifake known as redundicus pluraltextium, and it is a virulent scourge that must be wiped out.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 2:42 am
Whoah, hold the phone, sport. The PICTURE is cute, the TURTLE is cute, even the ORIGINAL IN-PICTURE CAPTION is cute, but the addition of the same godd***ed stuff as a title and caption for a motifake is terrible, redundant, and a cancer upon our communit
whatthefuck - October 30, 2008, 7:22 pm
aPaulding, you are stupid...this is f***ing cute as hell!!!oO
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 2:42 pm
VOTING ONE STAR: I couldn't click fast enough


TAGS: lion king turtles
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 11:36 am


I SEE NAKED PEOPLE - What has been seen Can not be unseen

STOP - I have a hostage



TAGS: turtle
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

CANADA - October 30, 2009, 11:32 pm
speaks to heart of all my postes.5 lions
Sean - May 15, 2009, 1:07 am
admin WTF? I know I did NOT capitalize that "I". Please, get on that.
Sean - May 15, 2009, 1:06 am
HOPE Dudes I just fell in love with Wendy O Williams while on YouTube ... do you think she will go out wIth me?
Haarakkon - May 15, 2009, 12:37 am
Internet reception on the fritz, hard. Glad you liked it, Agdaniele. It's a rare occasion that the above happens, but I HAD to use the pic. Hex, this poster got a 1 on the first vote. Haha. The utter futility of it all...
Sean - May 14, 2009, 11:44 pm
Maybe, Mark, outta pity ... but if at all, after noonish tomorrow, cuz I got this one done up already about golf being really really g**. It's hilarious. 5 lions from everyone for sure.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 11:44 pm
You have your soap boxes, AARP cards and the tales of nickel talkies.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 11:41 pm
Hey Sean...lay off of golf. It's all we Republicans have left. Eisenhower invented it so us old farts would have something to do.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 11:40 pm
and the next two votes promptly turns it into a... and we've all seen it... 2.3
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 11:35 pm
Many motifakers can't identify with this feeling, as the first vote comes back as 5 self-appointed lions.
Sean - May 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
It's like you have gazed into my eyes and seen deep into my soul ... say 800 and 47 times, as of noon tomorrow when I post that one about golf being really really g**.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
N i i i i i i i i ce.

STEALTH NINJA - There are 4 Ninja in this picture. See if you can spot th... ...Nevermind

TAGS: ninja turtle scorpion mortal kombat naruto beverly hills farley stealth
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by motiverse

the dude - November 5, 2009, 3:01 am
scorpion for the win!
Sharpeye - July 29, 2009, 8:04 am
The real ninjas are hiden behind the orange suit blond guys.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:03 pm
Huru could take everyone else.

TURTLE SOUP - The times are just too tough to afford chicken noodle.

TURTLE ON ACID - Woo Hoo I can Fly, wait,..... where's my shell ?

TAGS: turtle acid blz
Rating: 3.87/5

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SENIOR MUTANT NINJA TURTLE - Turtle in a half-shell, EX-LAX power!


TAGS: ninja turtle pizza party
Rating: 2.62/5

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CANADA - October 19, 2009, 1:12 pm
haha, that guy should have lifted the man hole open
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:25 pm
Ha! Imagine all the kids that crawled into that sewer...That makes me laugh.


TAGS: perspective turtle snail wheee
Rating: 4.07/5

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coldinjected - January 30, 2011, 1:31 pm
Hmmm. Still bored.
hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 7:35 pm
Oh yes, by the way, just because I used the word "perspective" doesn't mean this isn't my "own work". You can get "free to the public" ph**os on line. I used composites of my favorites to re-create an old joke. Therefore the work is mine.
hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 7:12 pm
Whaaaaa! Whaaa! Coldinjected hurt my feelings! Not. "Wheee" is how the snail pronounced his own personal glee and, therefore does not fall under proper grammar "laws". Notice how I spelled "grammar" properly. So there will be no poster correcting.
coldinjected - January 28, 2011, 10:31 am
Just to clarify "Whee" is the word. "Wee..." would be the sound. That's the literature take. I'm still investigating.
coldinjected - January 28, 2011, 10:28 am
"HEADS UP", "Weeeee" is in the urban dictionary in the context you used. "Wheeeee", is not. Better luck next time Grammer Nazi. Poster makes sense. You defined Perspective. I'd like to see your own work sometime. Happy poster correcting!!


TAGS: ww2 day turtle cannon blitzkrieg
Rating: 3.46/5

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p0kegeek - December 16, 2009, 10:24 am
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:00 pm
s'okay, the french will stop laughing once the first sh** is fired.
Bartimaeus - November 23, 2009, 1:53 pm
LMAO, good one, LD. I can't stop laughing! XD
MrRandom - November 23, 2009, 1:52 pm
The french.
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 1:49 pm
Laugh now, but when they finally get to Poland in 2037 THEN who'll be laughing? Hmmmm!?
spacedog - November 23, 2009, 1:19 pm
Nice one Bart.
Chopperliscious - November 21, 2009, 2:05 pm
You vill do vot you are enstructed uddervise you vill shelled ...
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 1:56 pm
Thanks for the votes and comment. I a**ume that message is something in German...perhaps plans for Poland. lol
Reason - November 21, 2009, 10:11 am
i cant make it out but it looks like there is something written on the side of the turtle.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 9:26 am
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 9:22 am
Day of the Turtle


TAGS: ninja turtle nature sports
Rating: 5/5

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Pagong - June 10, 2013, 1:22 am
Nice little TMNTs.

HALLUCINATIONS - Yep. That's a turtle-burger.

TAGS: food turtle
Rating: 2.42/5

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TAGS: patriotic turtle is moved
Rating: 4.7/5

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ICEMAN - July 27, 2010, 8:36 pm
Gotta love them patriotic turtles.


WOO HOO OR DAMN IT? - It's a love/hate relationship in racing with this thing.

TAGS: super mario kart red turtle shell koopa deadly weapon racing
Rating: 1.85/5

More motifakes by denny

Benlulz - October 1, 2010, 10:30 am
Oh i get it, but i had to read it for like 5 times before i did which makes it a 1L
Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 10:10 am
<<< agrees with eugene XD omg....just noticed something else about this page XD the truffle shuffle and a dancing rainbow dino as avatars XD
Eugene - August 21, 2009, 1:57 am
Woo hoo that you get it... d*** it when it turns to early and hits a wall or when they throw all three in perfect timing and all three hit you.
... - July 1, 2009, 12:42 pm
You obviously aren't a fan of Mario Kart then.
Fatty - January 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
I don't get it...

MYSPACE ANGLE PICTURES - Even turtles with flying sharks behind them do it

TAGS: myspace angle pictures turtle shark
Rating: 2.96/5

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Signe - February 13, 2009, 2:48 pm
Oh my goodness this is hard core... Oh I miss having turtles :( Poor things got sick and died as little babies
LogicDude - November 6, 2008, 1:19 pm
He looks a little Emo...perfect for MySpace!
Bulgy McPackage - July 13, 2008, 11:01 pm
Love it! Very cool!

ENTOURAGE - All the players have to have one.

TAGS: entourage turtle fish pimpin swagger
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

MO - July 27, 2009, 10:11 pm
Players only love you when your swimming. Under the sea, under the...i'm done.


TAGS: turtles of death
Rating: 3.16/5

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Sean - March 20, 2010, 12:45 am
See MO? Snapping turtles are nature's silent executioners.
Arrogant Knight - May 2, 2009, 12:24 am
You're right, Sean. The "Huh." did need to stay... Sorreh.
agdaniele - May 1, 2009, 10:37 pm
LMAO. An envious 5.

THIS TURTLE - It can do Yoga.

THIS TURTLE - He Needs a hand

TAGS: turtle d***
Rating: 1.8/5

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Anonymous - April 5, 2009, 5:35 pm
Don't all turtles?

REGAL TURTLE - No, he does not know Kung-fu. Stop asking.

TAGS: slow steady turtle last place race
Rating: 4.9/5

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CleverUserName - November 17, 2010, 4:55 pm
Thanks ^_^
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 10:35 pm

SOUP - I'm gonna make me some!!! Daddy says endangered just equals TASTY!!!

TAGS: turtle soup
Rating: 4/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 28, 2010, 12:49 am
Thanks bud...d*** turtle was a ham...I swear they were paying it extra to pose for pictures! lol
agdaniele - March 28, 2010, 12:35 am
agdaniele - March 28, 2010, 12:35 am
They're never too young to get hooked on turtle soup.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 28, 2010, 12:31 am
Took the five month old on her first trip to the aquaruim

YOU KNOW THE RULES, BOB... - You gotta play it where it lies!

TAGS: turtle golf
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by koradan

ICEMAN - January 8, 2010, 8:15 pm
Looks like this one is buried. Bring out the wedge. 5 strokes.
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 7:36 pm
"looks like Bob has pulled a 3 wood, and is going for the green!! Timmy The Turtle is going to be in for a rude awakening here" 5-FORES!!


TAGS: position being overrun by sea turtles sir
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - November 17, 2009, 7:28 pm
This is great.
CANADA - September 17, 2009, 2:28 pm
actualy both those weapons are sold in both formats. dont tear into someone unless you know for sure
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:39 am
Blah... take a hand off the keyboard, unload your clip, and calm down. Welcome to motifake. It's not factfake, and it's not motipedia. Slow your roll.
Blah - September 17, 2009, 3:36 am
Are you f***ing Idiots both of those weapons they are holding are Fully Automatics not semi-automatic.
Haarakkon - August 23, 2009, 12:07 am
Semi-automatics are also inherently less accurate than bolt action rifles are, historically. The military has made great strides in the last 30 years on that front, though.
Haarakkon - August 22, 2009, 11:33 pm
Provided there's a bullet to reload, and that the round chambers correctly. My point was, if you need a semi-automatic to hunt, your marksmanship is highly suspect. Thanks for playing, though, and try again later.
G - August 22, 2009, 11:23 pm
Semi-Auto is one sh** every time the trigger is pulled, why does no one KNOW this
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:23 pm

FAST FOOD - isn't all it's cracked up to be.

TAGS: turtle burger mwlf doris
Rating: 3.28/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 10, 2012, 5:18 pm
Seems like it's also got a place on 'Ph**ochopped'

LOST TURTLES - "What do you mean we're lost!"

Turtlenecks -

TAGS: turtleneck dog
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 18, 2013, 8:37 am
A morning chuckle….is as good as the first cup of java. 5L

looking for love -

This 4th of July -

TAGS: 4th of july independence day land fireworks indigenous people of turtle island
Rating: 4.73/5

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rerun - July 4, 2013, 12:02 pm

Amsome, hey...pass the coleslaw


TAGS: sea turtles
Rating: 4.68/5

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Sparrowgirl - July 4, 2010, 10:13 pm
Great! 5L
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:00 am
That's for the courts to decide.

Everyone Knows. . . -

TAGS: turtle flying
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2014, 4:05 pm
Looks like the turtle shook off the four elephants that were standing on it, as well as the Diskworld.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 16, 2014, 11:31 am
Nice picture and text. And I agree; I've seen a horse fly, I've seen a dragon fly, and now I've done seen about everything when I've seen a turtle fly.


TAGS: turtles talk birds and bees
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 2:36 am
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 11:00 am
5L's a classic.
Faceplant31 - March 29, 2010, 10:53 am
Love it, Fav'd it! 5L

Somedays -

TAGS: alligator turtle life chews you up
Rating: 4.36/5

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Pagong - April 29, 2013, 8:59 am
Run, bro, run!


ITS ONLY WHEN WE SEE - That we try to fix the wrong we have done but by then its to late


TAGS: sea turtles of destiny
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - September 1, 2010, 9:23 pm
Thank you both, but I feel the real credit here should go to my grandfather, who bravely stormed the beaches at Normandy, in 1963.
Airman - August 31, 2010, 6:19 pm
lol.. I forgot all about this one. A classic
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 2:19 am
Another tragically under-rated piece of work. But, it's greatness... and it doesn't take ratings to see it.

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION - No longer that appealing

TAGS: albino affirmative action turtle
Rating: 3.44/5

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Derek - December 1, 2010, 3:30 pm
But it got you in, didn't it whitey?



TAGS: turtle soup
Rating: 2.71/5

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TAGS: turtles ice cram lol fail
Rating: 2.57/5

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NREEEOW - January 25, 2009, 9:28 pm
Thanks Mean Joe!
RON - November 12, 2008, 1:45 am
great catch...MWLF...!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 12, 2008, 1:43 am
Like a word for word repeat of Roamer's poster seen here: http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=4512 Jesus Christ with a bag of chips!!! That's just theft! YOU FAIL!!!!!

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE - Dwight, Richard, Gerald, and George finally arrive for the audition.

TAGS: turtles lions vote character audition melvin scram motifake cartoon
Rating: 2.48/5

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DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 10:03 pm
I like the obvious paint edit
agdaniele - April 2, 2009, 7:54 pm
Lions are better... I'm not exactly sure, but I think 3.2 Turtles is equal to one Lion... depending on the strength of the Yen.
Sean - April 2, 2009, 7:27 pm
d***! Those were my boys. We were going to clean house. * blows nose * (5)

WHAT'S THE MATAMATA? - Don't be mad, be happy.

TAGS: matamata turtle terrapin mad umad
Rating: 2.4/5

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TheSanityInspector - December 15, 2011, 3:00 pm

TINY TURTLE - Would not be pleased if this was repetitive

THE COUNTRY - Sometimes it's good to grow up there, sometimes you're mother was on pot while pregnant and it only makes things worse.

TAGS: pot pregnant tortoise turtle mother mom birth defects country growing up grow
Rating: 1.69/5

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Ronski - October 1, 2009, 11:11 pm
Now THAT is a very attractive Tortise.

Speed Kills -

TAGS: turtle tortoise snail animals speed
Rating: 4.94/5

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rerun - December 8, 2015, 7:40 pm

reminds me of the 1st time I took a quaalude
GaryO - December 7, 2015, 10:14 pm
JesusWept - December 7, 2015, 10:53 am
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - December 7, 2015, 10:41 am
LOL! I hear this a lot going thru canyons n stuff! What if that is a full grown 20-30 lb turtle? 5 L!

Teenage Mutant Injun Turtles -

that's Just perfect- -

TAGS: ninja turtles vaping
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cannabal - December 8, 2015, 8:49 pm
Of course the Turtles vape: you don't want any combustion around sewer gas. Safety first, man.